so sorry to tell you this but we accidentally put your boyfriend in the wash with a pink sweater. he’s ok but he’s pink now. yeah, all of him. and honestly?? it’s kind of a good look!!
¿Los gatos flotan?
i literally wasn’t made to work sorry to the freaks who enjoy this grindset shit but you literally have psychological problems. i just want to sit and think and maybe talk and eat and drink
hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.
hey. Wanna download me?
[guy who forgot to take his scared-prevention pills] why am i so scared right now
The first dvd player was invented in 1997 when a middle aged man got too high in a best buy aisle and accidentally turned into the first DVD player. He was moved onto a shelf and retailed for $399.99 plus tax
the number of bald men in breaking bad is unprecedented



